So you could bear my children.” Insanely creepy. “If I was your co-worker, I’d sexually harass you.” “Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you? Just kidding.” Awesome! You’re one step closer to a restraining order. “Girl, you’re so fine, I bet you have more followers than Lady Gaga.” “You’re hotter than a Bunsen Burner set to full power.” Chemistry pick-up lines are a no-no. “Want to see my Hard Drive? I promise it’s not small or floppy.” “I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour.” Facts are fun, but this is lame. “Did you fart? Because you blew me away.” Come on…. “I wish you were my knee so I could bang you on the table.” You don’t deserve to be in public if you think this is acceptable. “Behind every pair of double Ds is a heart of Gold.” Ridiculously insulting. “I don’t pull out, but my couch does.” This is a guaranteed punch in the balls. “Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.” “Your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine?” Again, use responsibly. “How was heaven when you left it?” As every girl has heard this before, a nice smile and some charm can actually make this work. “Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.” “If you had a like button, I’d press it.” Be careful with this one, it could go either way. “Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.” Granted, this is somewhat age-specific, but still endearing. “You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line.” This one is a keeper. “If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.” “Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.” It’s a nice touch. “You know what material this is? (grab your shirt)…Boyfriend material.” As cheesy as this may sound at first, it will undoubtedly make any girl laugh, and laughing is always a good start. Lucky for you, this list gives you the dos and don’ts to revamp your game. Either way, guys, Forest Gump would agree that pick-up lines are like a box of chocolates-you never know what you’re gonna get. Some girls laugh to your face, others slap you in the face.
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